I'm getting married tomorrow

[Colonel Red]

At 2pm tomorrow in St Ives, I am marrying Sarah (of early BXB fame, those who've been around long enough).

You've got 26 hours to explain why it shouldn't go ahead before forever holding your peace (not 'piece', Slicker). Either that or you could congratulate me, a videogame nerd, for convincing a human woman to spend her life with me. It can happen to you too kids!

[Born2beSlicker]

You shouldn't do it because: I married her already.

*cue soap opera twist music*

[ApocalypseCow]

many congratulations to both of you - about bloody time too!
Enjoy the day and savour every moment, it'll go past all too fast!

[Phlashman]

Congrats.

Maybe you can help spread the love by telling us the secret code.

I've been using up, up, left, right, left, right. A, B and start. With little to no success.

[ApocalypseCow]

I wanna know how he proposed. Did he go down on one knee and ask her to co-op with him in RealLife?

[Colonel Red]

I made a wedding room in Animal Crossing DS and invited her into my town.

[Born2beSlicker]

Did she be a dick and vandalise your garden?

[Colonel Red]

No. My dick often 'vandalises' her 'garden' though! Boom!

Inappropriate?

Inappropriate? Fucking brilliant more like!! Congrats fella! Enjoy your day.

[Born2beSlicker]

No. My dick often 'vandalises' her 'garden' though! Boom!

Inappropriate?

Congrats you two!

Actually, when did Sarah stop coming on the board?

Right about the time she hooked up with red... wait a minute ...


... RED IS A SKITZOFRENIAC MARRYING - HIMSELF.

Congrats Red and Sarah, may you have long, happy, nerdy lives

You've got 26 hours to explain why it shouldn't go ahead before forever holding your peace (not 'piece', Slicker). Either that or you could congratulate me, a videogame nerd, for convincing a human woman to spend her life with me. It can happen to you too kids!

Because women get fat. And so will you.

But good luck for tomorrow.

Congrats!